السلام عليكــم ورحمـة الله وبركاتــة ،،
هده النكت بالإنجليزى ولى يعرف الإنجليزى يخش ويقرأ
Warm and Moist
MAN: I****d like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He****s at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I****m sorry, I can****t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I****d like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?
MAN: She****s at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can****t sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What****s in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It****s warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper
هده النكت بالإنجليزى ولى يعرف الإنجليزى يخش ويقرأ
Warm and Moist
MAN: I****d like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He****s at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I****m sorry, I can****t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I****d like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?
MAN: She****s at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can****t sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What****s in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It****s warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper